Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(716): View more from New York

We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.

(907): View more from Alaska

well done

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(415): View more from California

apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.

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(406): View more from Montana

We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?

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(716): View more from New York

I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.

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(425): View more from Washington

Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness

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(301): View more from Maryland

He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food

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