I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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