have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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