I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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