gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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