do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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