these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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