she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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