Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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