I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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