Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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