They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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