Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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