stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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