check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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