This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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