You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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