Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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