This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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