As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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