You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Terrible idea I love it
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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