i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i think i just lost a toe
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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