As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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