Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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