4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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