she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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