Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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