Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Enjoy the penises
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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