i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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