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went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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