She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
