absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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