Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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