susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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