I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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