: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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