Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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