im about as happy as oj after his trial
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
So gin and wine won't be happening again
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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