the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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