so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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