I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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