that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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