Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
