her vagine was all disorganized.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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