Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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