But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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