Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Green mimosas i think yes
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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