just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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