It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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