This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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