was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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