I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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