I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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