: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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