i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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