i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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