Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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