she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just googled if crying burns calories
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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