They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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